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Lol Jackie Chan

Postby gnomehammer on Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:17 am

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/a ... page_id=46
from the link:
Kung-fu action hero Jackie Chan has warned anyone planning to stop him carrying the Olympic Torch he will come out fighting.

The Hong Kong hardman, whose films include Rush Hour and Shanghai Noon, is due to carry the torch when it nears Beijing, the venue for this summer's Olympic Games.

The Torch Relay's journey through Europe and North America has seen it
become a magnet for protestors angry at China's human rights record and the clampdown in Tibet.

However, Chan insists anyone trying to protest on his watch can expect short shrift, warning:
'Demonstrators better not get anywhere near me.'

And the 54-year-old, speaking at the launch of latest movie Forbidden Kingdom,
claimed many of the protestors are simply publicity seekers.

'They are doing it for no reason. They just want to show off on the TV,' he said.
'They know, "if I can get the torch, I can go on the TV for the world news".'

And the actor said he's excited about his homeland hosting the Olympics for the first time,
insisting it will speed up China's development.

'It will provide another way for us to tell the world about Chinese culture,' added Chan.

'We are not right about everything. Things are getting better in China but we can change and are changing.
We want to learn from the rest of the world as well as teach others about our ways and our culture.'
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Re: Lol Jackie Chan

Postby t9999clint on Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:01 am

Batman's gonna steal the torch and free Tibet. (It is where he trained after all)
Batman vs Jackie Chan = Jackie Chan gets his ass whooped!!
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Re: Lol Jackie Chan

Postby gnomehammer on Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:15 pm

Only if he has proper prep time, and there isn't a ladder nearby.
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Re: Lol Jackie Chan

Postby t9999clint on Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:04 am

batman needs no prep time for the likes of him. He's got AT LEAST half a dozen sprays that'll work, one or two he carries at all times.
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Re: Lol Jackie Chan

Postby gnomehammer on Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:26 pm

Anti Jackie Chan Spray?
Or Anti Chinese Person Spray?
Or maybe Anti Ladder Spray?
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Re: Lol Jackie Chan

Postby box on Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:11 am

Dude Jackie Chan would woop batman's ass no matter what spray he has if Jackie has a gourd of sake. Drunken boxing does not need sight and anti-ladder spray would only keep batman from dieing
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Re: Lol Jackie Chan

Postby t9999clint on Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:06 pm

hmm... if it's drunken Boxing Jackie Chan it may be an equal fight. But if it's just Jackie Chan the actor vs Batman, Batman would TOTALLY win.
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Re: Lol Jackie Chan

Postby gnomehammer on Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:24 am

Depends on the Jackie, and depends on the Batman.
But remember, Chan is the man.
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